Sunday, October 19, 2014

Vornado's Definitive Politician's Guide To Podium Circulation

#Fangate revealed Charlie Crist's propensity for proper podium circulation.Vornado has published the quintessential guide to campaign circulation, "The Politician's Guide To Podium Circulation". It's a sort of fan manifesto, a comfort compendium.



It is Vornado's sincere hope that one day soon, cooler heads may prevail; Across all of our political leaders, on both sides of the well-circulated aisle.

Fans Throughout History - Fangate is Nothing New For Vornado

Fangate may be a hot topic now, but Vornado has long played a role in the lives of politicians - as we'll explore in this pictorial series "Fans Throughout History" #Fangate


Abraham Lincoln once noted to a Journalist that "A house devoid of quality air circulation, I cannot stand."


This recently discovered photograph reveals that the famously "Rough Riding" Theodore Roosevelt had a proclivity for the comfort of his Vornado. Historians had previously believed Teddy's hat was just kind of weird.


A man, a fan, a plan, a canal - Panama!


Supposedly this is our 19th President, but nobody really remembers him for anything. However, he evidently owned a Vornado.


After a notoriously unsuccessful attempt to cool off in a bathtub, Taft was quoted as saying "Screw this bath tub crap, I'm getting a Vornado."


There were actually two debates between Richard Nixon and John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Nixon bet Kennedy five bucks that a glass of water was better than a Vornado at keeping you cool. We all know who won that bet. Pay up, Dick.