Why Vornado Is Basically The Vampire Of Fans

Now that a co-worker has hooked me on True Blood, I couldn't help but point out some of the striking similarities between a Vornado and a Vampire... à la True Blood.

• Most often seen wearing black.
• They just about live forever.
• Much more powerful than you'd first expect.
• They both begin with V (obvious.)
• Specialize in sucking (air - that is.)
• Can be creepily quiet despite being in the same room as you.
• As a 68 year old brand, our age allows us more power and authority than our younger counterparts.
• Many consider them to be very useful at night in the bedroom.
• Finally- in order for one to enter your home, you must first invite it. (Go'head - Invite one into your home.)

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