710's Up For Adoption - End The Injustices That Have Befallen These Poor Circulators

IT'S ABSOLUTE MAYhem! We might as well be spring chickens because we're selling em' CHEAP CHEAP! We've been told to slash prices and liquidate inventory!

Ok, Now that I got the "Car Dealer Radio Advertising" lines out of my system, let's tone it down a bit. Here's the scoop on why these 710's are $49.99... nearly half off original pricing.

Despite their stellar performance as a circulator, and general popularity at retail, we "retired" the trusty 710 over 2 years ago. Why did we put this good working horse down? What major event triggered the end of the 710's illustrious career? A new base. Yes, the 710 is a "dinosaur" because of it's base. See below how we updated the design of our 700 series bases.

It's still touting all of the features that create Vortex Action. It still circulates ALL OF THE AIR in the room, even if the room is a small gymnasium. It features the same "head" size as all of our other 700 series products. Same number of speed settings as the 723. It was even assembled right here in the States.

You see, there were some left over after they were banished to the fan retirement home. They have never even been out of the box. Never even seen the sun.

I know- it's terrible for us to persecute these 710's on account of their stands... but you can benefit from this injustice. Save these stranded, neglected 710's. Adopt one today. They will serve you well for decades. We promise.